Aries

Aries — today

Thursday 4 June 2026

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You're going to screenshot something today — probably a group chat argument or a post that *offended you personally* — and you will send it to approximately seven people who didn't ask. Mars in Taurus is doing this. Mars is your planet, and right now it's sitting in Taurus like a man who has decided to be annoyed about this specific thing, at this specific pace, for weeks. The screenshot campaign begins around lunchtime. By mid-afternoon you're composing a reply you'll call "measured." Mercury square Neptune means the measured reply will read as unhinged. By evening the conversation has moved on. You haven't. Put the phone down. The group chat will survive without your editorial.
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