Pisces — today

You'll try to explain yourself to someone today, and the explanation will be so layered, so thoroughly filigreed with qualifications and emotional subclauses, that by the end of it neither of you will know what point you were trying to make. *Mercury square Neptune* is doing this — your ruler is getting absolutely rattled by the planet of fog, and the result is that the words leaving your mouth will bear only a passing resemblance to the thought that prompted them. Like a game of telephone between your heart and your tongue. At work, you'll be absolutely certain you're right about something. You'll be wrong. The *Moon in Capricorn* will make you double down anyway, which is impressive, given the evidence. By late afternoon, you'll have revised your memory of an event from last week to the point where you're practically the hero of it. **T-shirt: "I wasn't confused — you just weren't listening properly."**