Scorpio — today

When did you last eat something that wasn't chosen entirely as a form of punishment? *Mars* is sitting in Taurus right now, square to your naturally fixed Scorpionic will, and what it's doing is making you treat meals as evidence. Evidence of discipline. Evidence of control. Evidence that you are not, in fact, the sort of person who finishes a packet of biscuits whilst reading a message you weren't meant to see. You are eating things that are *correct*, and you are eating them *correctly*, and it is making you miserable in a very tidy way. *Pluto* in Aquarius is quietly noting that this is not self-improvement. It's theatre with macronutrients. Eat the thing you actually want. You've earned it by being exhausting. **Warning:** the leftover rice is not safe. It was never safe.