Aries — Tuesday 26 May 2026

Your cat is staring at you from across the kitchen with the specific expression of someone watching a toddler try to parallel park. *Mars in Taurus* is sitting on your ambitions like a hen on an egg, which means your usual charge-first energy has curdled into something more like determined, slightly resentful grazing. Things you will tell yourself today that are not true: - That second portion was smaller than the first, so it balances out - You're eating slowly *this time* - This is a considered choice, not just because the pan was still there - You needed the bread to "finish off" the sauce - *Saturn conjunct Neptune* in your sign suggests you're entering a spiritual phase; what it actually means is you're staring into the fridge hoping it'll tell you who you are At 9pm, you're standing over the sink eating something cold and calling it dinner, and feeling, inexplicably, fine about it.