Capricorn

Capricorn — Monday 1 June 2026

Monday 1 June 2026

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You've already decided which of your friends needs managing and which ones can be left to their own devices. The thing you haven't decided — or rather, the thing you're pretending isn't a decision — is whether "low maintenance friendship" is a compliment you're giving them or an arrangement you've made for yourself. *Saturn* is sitting in a quiet sextile to the *Sun* in Gemini today, which sounds harmonious, and it is, mostly — except it tends to reward people who are being structurally honest rather than structurally comfortable. You think you're being a reliable friend. You're actually being a rota. Someone will reach out. You'll respond efficiently. They'll feel vaguely grateful and vaguely lonely at the same time, and you'll count that as a win.
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