Pisces — Monday 1 June 2026

Two stars. Tepid. Service was slow and the main course arrived with that particular quality of having been reheated while still being cold in the middle. *Neptune* sitting in Aries is doing something specific to you today — it's filing down the edges of what actually happened until it fits the narrative you prefer. Which brings us to the list. **Things you will tell yourself today that are not true:** - You could have won that thing last year, you just didn't really try - You didn't really try *on purpose* - The person who did win it is probably less happy than you - You're not competitive, you just have *high standards* - The reason you haven't sent that email is that the timing isn't right yet *Mercury* is scraping the very last degree of Gemini, which means the internal monologue has footnotes. At 9pm you'll be rereading something you wrote months ago, deciding it was actually quite good, and feeling competitive with your past self.