Sagittarius — Monday 1 June 2026

That thing you bought at the weekend — the one you told yourself was "an investment" — is sitting in its packaging right now, silently judging you. *Jupiter* in Cancer is expanding your capacity for financial self-justification at a rate that should genuinely concern a financial adviser. By mid-morning you've mentally spent three more things, and the logic is airtight right up until it isn't. This afternoon, *Mercury* at the very edge of Gemini is making you fast and convincing, which means you'll argue yourself into something you'd have spotted as a bad idea last Thursday. The *Sun sextile Saturn* just about holds the line — if you let it. The question is whether you will. You won't. *Fortune: The purchase was the symptom, not the problem.*