Aries — Friday 29 May 2026
Friday 29 May 2026
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Stop refreshing your own Instagram post to see if the likes have caught up with how good you actually look.
*Mars in Taurus* is grinding against your natural pace today, which means you're doing everything at half-speed and loudly resenting it. You'll attribute this slowdown to external forces — traffic, bureaucracy, your useless colleagues — rather than acknowledge that the universe has simply declined your planning permission for urgency.
**Venus squaring Saturn** is putting a cold draft through your finances and your charm simultaneously. That purchase you're talking yourself into is expensive in at least two ways, and you already know which two.
*Saturn sitting in your own sign* means the mirror is unusually honest at the moment. Pity you keep misreading it as admiration.
*Fortune cookie: You're not overlooked. You're just not quite as easy to understand as you think you are.*